We can has negativities!

"I happened to stumble upon your blog while looking up ridiculous Van Impe blurbs. I regret doing so. Your own personal description makes you as much of a ridiculous and useless creature as Mr. Van Impe. Good luck in your "studies" I hope they continue to keep you too busy to post yor views on the internet any longer."

That's from an absolutely charming gentleman named Casey, who was so kind to express his wonderful, sophisticated and utterly sensitive opinion on me in the comments section of one of my posts. Hi Casey! How are ya?

Ridiculous you say? Why of course I'm ridiculous! It's in my nature to be so, but useless? And putting "studies" in quotes like that? Me thinks that someone here is taking my insanity a little too seriously. And since you haven't met me Casey in real life, who the hell are you to judge me as useless? Granted I may be judging you as judgemental, but that seems to be self evident from your comments. But I don't call you useless do I? That would be so very unfair and dehumanizing of me. No I don't think I'll sink to that level, but you're welcome to stay there if you like.

Now here's the thing folks, what I don't get is: he thinks Van Impe to be ridiculous but doesn't accept modern Biblical Studies? Most interesting. Casey, what's your background, religious or otherwise? I'd really like to know. And keep on posting here, I'm sure it'll make for an interesting debate. You can have your views and I can have mine, and I'll be tolerant of yours as long as you're tolerant of mine, but please, and I realize I'm being a bit of an ass by pointing this out to you so forgive me for it, but please don't be a douchebag about it next time, all right?

I hope to see you around...

Caught Downloading Child Porn? BLAME THE CAT!!!!

Yeah yeah yeah I know I havent updated in forever AGAIN. However I found something that caught my attention:

MONUMENTAL HUMAN IDIOCY!

Now this has to be one of the most ridiculous things I've seen in a while. This guy is charged with ten counts of child porn and he blames on it his CAT???? HIS CAT???? Good Lord that is the stupidest thing I've heard in a while

Oh it gets better folks

He says the cat jumped on his keyboard while he was downloading music and when he came back he found "strange things" on his computer. Uh huh. Can we say bullshit? I think we can.

I think I should make a monthly award or something. Let's call it the "Proof of Humanity's Stupidity" award, and I'll award it to this guy for the month of August. I'll post again tommorow, I promise!

Some Really Odd Interpretation of Watchmen

Hey folks I know I know I haven’t blogged in a while. Been surviving the York Strike, finishing up Latin, and doing a very big research paper on the relationship between Canaanite and Israelite Religion in the Hebrew Bible.

But I thought I’d take a break and post something I found while bumming around on YouTube. You’ve no doubt become aware of the film adaptation of Alan Moore’s excellent graphic novel Watchmen. I having read the GN and seen the film, thought it was a marvellous adaption into the film medium and while by no means perfect, thought it stood out as a bang up job by all accounts!

BUT!!!

Back to that thing I found. Some bugger on YouTube has this really weird page full of occult symbolism and its connection to the GN of Watchmen:

Occult Nutjob Interprets the Watchmen!!!

The Moloch one is interesting. I find it really amusing how he uses the Bull idol to represent Moloch here- an icon that was identified with the Canaanite deities El and Baal (a little aside to the paper I’m doing- God will it never let me go???) I think he’s honestly pulling this stuff out of his ass, and although Alan Moore is a self professed user of Magick (and known worshipper of everyone's favourite socket puppet deity Glycon!), a lot of these “connections” seem a hell of a stretch. And I have no bloody idea what he’s even talking about at the end with Sept. 11th, but he seems crazy to me. I will however agree with him that Rorschach is the most moral person in the GN, but then again Rorschach is also INSANE.

Anyways have a look at it and hope you find it as amusing as I did. I’m going to try and make an effort, honestly this time, to update at least once a week, probably on the weekends. Till next time ye lot!

-Nagoda

I can has LOLCat Bible!

Holy crap! Its real! and hillarious!

LOLCat Bible!

i cant believe someone actually made this

yes...

and in case any of you are interested, heres how you say LOLCat in latin

Cachinnare Magne Feles (Laughing Loudly Cat)

thats it

now enjoy the awesome that is above.

An sum wierd d00dz calld Nephilim wer in teh urths in dose dais to scroos teh Creationists, An also aftr dat, when teh sons ov Ceiling Cat An dawters ov men did PENIS GOES WHERE?! but still no buttsecks, An they begats kidz. An teh kidz were badass powrful liek superman An wonder woman An all teh avatars in WoW, An dey wer all famous An stuf.

Gen. 6:4

-Nagoda

Allram Eest: Why the hell is Malmsteen on a Children's Swedish puppet show

Malmsteen with Bizarre Swedish Muppets (part 1)

Part 2

I found this very randomly today. It's amazing what things you can find on youtube. right now im supposed to be sending a form off to one of my profs for an independant study course, but i thought id post this... bizarre stuff first. First off, let me say that I think Malmsteen is in fact a complete hack of a guitarist. He solos all the time, barely plays any chords, is all flash and gets really fucking repetitive and boring. blackmore could kick the man's ass without a shadow of a doubt. Did I also mention that he's apparently a dick in real life? anyways...

Allram Eest is something of a strange... children's... talk show I guess from sweden. The bizarre bearded creature is Allram Eest who apparently has had multiple incarnations in sweden and is quite popular with the kiddies. from the bad translation of the swedish wikipedia article i googled, he is quite rude and apparently obbsessed with the 70s. amongst his strange cast is the random muppet that gets randomly shocked beside an old man (i swear without proper context i keep thinking the two are lovers). theres also the two strange creatures... who control the tv studio for some reason. does anyone even know what the hell these things even are? wookie rejects maybe from the muppets? as to why malmsteen agreed to come on the show i have no idea but the results are highly amusing. aside from doing his regular neo-classical shred bit, Allram attempts to have a guitar battle with him (he plays horribly- i mean the thing has no fingers) only to find that his washburn axe is unplugged the entire time. he then, arrogantly i guess, has the camera men put the camera on him while malmsteen shreds to make it look like he's the one who's soloing. he also happens to appear to have a massive seizure while trying to air guitar, which is funny as shit to watch.

my only conclusion is that malmsteen either hates himself or life this much to be on this very bizarre show. if i find more of this shit on youtube, you bet im commenting. now... to the course work...

-Nagoda

You Tube and Random Funness!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY CLASSES ARE ALL DONE YE BUGGERS!

AND THEY'VE BEEN DONE FOR MONTHS!

MEANS I BEEN A LAZY SON OF A BITCH I KNOW!

Means I got time to blog again!!

and no theology today I promise just good old random silly fun!

FIRST UP!

CHILDREN PLAYING IRON MAIDEN!

Yay for these little guys and the one teeny bopper dude! these kids rock, minus the vox (vox est malum!), especially tiny little metal girl, you crack me up!

NEXT UP (for all your cute needs)

MOUNTAINS AND MOUNTAINS OF CUTE CUDDLY ANIMALS!!!!

cute overload is possibly the most adorable thing on the internet. cure for ultimate depression, i swear!

FINALLY (because this is just funny)

SACRILICIOUSNESS!!!

OK SO I LIED! this one sort of relates to theology! is sacrilige but man is it ever funny! Host Barn for life, yo!!!!!

oH GODS.... i am dying from heat exhaustion currently (i was dragging 30 books in the middle of the sweltering heat on yonge street today, attempting to sell them. am i insane? YES I AM!!!!!) and need to go rest... later y'all

-Nagoda

Van Impe Watch: The Bible Predicts the Creation of Mutant Cow People

Yo!

I haven't blogged much I know, I've been busy with school work and I got a book report due in two days. so i'll keep this brief but hillarious

i was watching van impe for the first time in over a month and even though i came in the middle, I'm glad I didn't miss it!

Two interesting things:

the new offer of the week: the Van Impes are now thinking that Decemember 21st, 2012, that crazy date predicted as the end of the by those wacky Mayans, may relate somehow to the second coming. To this extent they've now released a wacky fun filled video as their offer of the week! If i ever get enough funds, I may order it and write a review.

Perhaps the wierdest thing I've seen in a while: finally a return to interesting madness from Jack was his schpeel on how scientists are mixing cows genes with humans and may create hybrids. Van Impe denounced this (as do I cause the idea of Cow People is just messed) and went to the Bible to show that yes, in these times, the Bible does predict the evils of science and the creation of Mutant Cow People in the latter days. Needless to say I was amused for the first time in months.

Finally Jack and Rexella have returned to form. Keep it up guys and make me laugh harder this week! We need more crazy!

-Nagoda